Teehee

The Superficial is too funny for words.

Here's something on Paris, after she asked for $650,000 to appear on Charlotte Church's nascent talk show:

If I had my own talk show I'd pay $650,000 for Paris to appear. Although it wouldn't technically be a talk show. It'd just be me in my basement with some rope and a crowbar. Which sort of qualifies as a talk show except that there wouldn't be any talking involved. Unless screaming counts. Because there'd be plenty of that.

Heheh.