Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Black And Beautiful

I was laughing my lard butt off this morning when I read this article by Jay Nordlinger of National Review:

As I often, maybe too often, point out, we Americans are seldom more ridiculous than in our language, and we are never more ridiculous than when our language is racial. You may remember an instance from the 2002 Winter Olympics. I have written about it more than once. An American woman won a gold medal in the bobsled, and she was the first black woman ever to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics.


But NBC, the network covering the Games, had no way of communicating this fact to its viewers. Why? Because it had banned, at least de facto, the word “black.” So the NBC people were reduced to saying, “She’s the first African-American woman from any country to win a gold medal.” Yes, and that includes the African-American women in France, Nigeria, Australia, and so on.

And sic semper to those idiots who insist on contorting language to make themselves feel better.

(Thanks, Tom)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Angry Wife

Saw this on a blog I was reading today:

angry-wife

I need more laughter in life right now! :-)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Piper

Piper, that stubborn but such a sweet kitty, passed away today. I love you, rest in peace.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Practical Clunkeria

Clunkers in Practice

One of Washington's all-time dumb ideas.

Remember "cash for clunkers," the program that subsidized Americans to the tune of nearly $3 billion to buy a new car and destroy an old one? Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood declared in August that, "This is the one stimulus program that seems to be working better than just about any other program."

If that's true, heaven help the other programs. Last week U.S. automakers reported that new car sales for September, the first month since the clunker program expired, sank by 25% from a year earlier. Sales at GM and Chrysler fell by 45% and 42%, respectively. Ford was down about 5%. Some 700,000 cars were sold in the summer under the program as buyers received up to $4,500 to buy a new car they would probably have purchased anyway, so all the program seems to have done is steal those sales from the future. Exactly as critics predicted.

Cash for clunkers had two objectives: help the environment by increasing fuel efficiency, and boost car sales to help Detroit and the economy. It achieved neither. According to Hudson Institute economist Irwin Stelzer, at best "the reduction in gasoline consumption will cut our oil consumption by 0.2 percent per year, or less than a single day's gasoline use." Burton Abrams and George Parsons of the University of Delaware added up the total benefits from reduced gas consumption, environmental improvements and the benefit to car buyers and companies, minus the overall cost of cash for clunkers, and found a net cost of roughly $2,000 per vehicle. Rather than stimulating the economy, the program made the nation as a whole $1.4 billion poorer.

The basic fallacy of cash for clunkers is that you can somehow create wealth by destroying existing assets that are still productive, in this case cars that still work. Under the program, auto dealers were required to destroy the car engines of trade-ins with a sodium silicate solution, then smash them and send them to the junk yard. As the journalist Henry Hazlitt wrote in his classic, "Economics in One Lesson," you can't raise living standards by breaking windows so some people can get jobs repairing them.

In the category of all-time dumb ideas, cash for clunkers rivals the New Deal brainstorm to slaughter pigs to raise pork prices. The people who really belong in the junk yard are the wizards in Washington who peddled this economic malarkey.

--From the Wall Street Journal

Monday, October 05, 2009

People Of WalMart

This site is insanely funny, featuring pictures of the strange people who shop at Wallyworld. The captions really put a cherry on top.

Here’s an example:

PeopleofWalmart

Have I been huffing what? Huffing paint? What? Really? Where would you get that?…….Okay yes. Yes I have. It makes the cat food taste better.
Nevada

Friday, September 18, 2009

He Merely Elides

Quote of the day:

Obama doesn't lie. He merely elides, gliding from one dubious assertion to another.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Mohammed

… is now the number one boy’s name in London, the West Midlands, the North-West and Yorkshire/Humberside.

The once-mighty, once-roaring British Empire’s Lions slink meowing into the cave of obsolescence driven before the Islamic Horde.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Indeed.